Things most people ask me and things you might be wondering (probably not, but I’m still telling).

Are you even human?

Ah, I understand. You must be wondering how a human can be real. Well, I probably am. I’m not sure. I’m adopted by unicorns but I don’t fart rainbows.

why do you like cats?

Smh, we’re both like licking human, and fishes, and we have this defense mechanism against people.

why do you write?

I like cats, bananas, and tea with chocolate.

Can we be friends? i have bananas

Yes!!!! Well, regardless of weather you have banana or not, I’ll still love you.

How long would you take to reply?

By latest, I would reply within 86400 seconds.


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